19th Death By Misadventure

(Parody of 19th Nervous Breakdown by The Rolling Stones)

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You’re the kind of noob
You find in many prickalish affairs
Overwhelmed by orcs, emoting proud retorts
Then falling down the stairs

Well it seems to me that you should be
More careful with your step
Looking back behind, your eyes are blind
To that cliff up on your left
You better stop, look around

Here it comes, here it comes
Here it comes, here it comes
Your 16th death by Misadventure.

Do you recall that party
You passed out from risky drinking play
Woke from your trance, without your pants
In Suri-Kyla bay.

So you scratched your head
And wondered how to cut time from your trip
Then you resolved to risk it all
And take a skinny dip
You better stop, look around

Here it comes, here it comes
Here it comes, here it comes
Your 17th death by misadventure

Oh, it’s a shame
Undying, lost in vain
Well your horse he thinks it’s quite a joke
Revenge for all his legs you’ve broke
Tee Hee!

Then there was that time
You walked the pines of Nanduhirion.
Got it in your head to visit friends
Amongst the Galadhrim

But you failed to see the sign that read
‘Trespassers shot on sight’
Who can you blame when you were slain
By the arrows in their flight.
You better stop, look around

Here it comes, here it comes
Here it comes, here it comes
Your 18th death by Misadventure.

Oh, It’s a shame
Undying, lost in vain
Well your horse he thinks it’s quite a joke
Revenge for all his legs you’ve broke
Tee Hee!

Then there was that day
You boasted brave at Ranger Corunir
Dismissed his dire warnings
Of The Watchers deadly fear

So there you stood in Malenhad
Before the Watcher Stones
Undaunted by the waves of dread
Or old adventurer’s bones
You better stop, look around

Here it comes, here it comes
Here it comes, here it comes
Your 19th death by Misadventure
Your 19th death by Misadventure
Your 19th death by Misadventure
Your 19th death by Misadventure

Your 20th death by Misadventure
Your 20th death by Misadventure

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